Your Weekly LGBTSr Humorscope: ‘T’ is for Taurus

Some humor from the stars in these challenging times.

♈ Aries
You’re feeling fired up and mildly intolerant of nonsense. Choose your battles carefully. Not everything needs your opinion—just most things.

♉ Taurus
Comfort is non-negotiable this week. If something disrupts your routine, snacks, or favorite chair, you’re allowed to complain about it loudly.

♊ Gemini
You’re juggling too many thoughts and at least one unnecessary conversation. Focus. Or pivot. You’re very good at pivoting.

♋ Cancer
You’re nostalgic, sensitive, and emotionally invested in something from 2009. Feel it, release it, and then absolutely bring it up again later.

♌ Leo
You deserve applause—and if it’s not coming naturally, you may need to remind people why you’re fabulous. Repeatedly.

♍ Virgo
You’re fixing things that were not technically broken. Take a breath. Perfection is overrated. Functional and calm is the goal.

♎ Libra
You’re stuck between two choices and secretly hate both. Pick the one that annoys you less. That’s called growth.

♏ Scorpio
You know the truth, you’re not saying it, and it’s killing you a little. Enjoy the mystery. Silence is power. So is a well-timed eyebrow raise.

♐ Sagittarius
You want freedom, fun, and fewer responsibilities. You may not get all three, but at least one good laugh is guaranteed.

♑ Capricorn
You’ve been holding it together for everyone else. This week, loosen your grip. The world can wobble a bit—it builds character.

♒ Aquarius
Your ideas are ahead of their time and slightly inconvenient for others. Stay weird. Someone will catch up eventually.

♓ Pisces
You’re dreamy, intuitive, and one comment away from a full spiral. Step back. Hydrate. Protect your gentle heart.