LGBT Senior’s Weekly Humorcope: ‘P’ is for Pisces
Because the universe clearly has a sense of humor.
β Aries π₯
This week you will feel a sudden urge to reorganize something. It may be your closet. It may be your entire life. Start with the closet.
β Taurus πΏ
Someone will tell you that youβre stubborn. You will calmly explain that you are consistent. Then you will continue doing exactly what you were doing.
β Gemini π
Youβll have three ideas at once this week. Two will be brilliant. One will involve ordering something online at 2 a.m.
β Cancer π
Your nurturing instincts kick in this week. Just remember: feeding people is generous, but feeding them again because they βlook thinβ may cause concern.
β Leo π¦
You will receive attention this week. You will pretend to be humble about it for approximately twelve seconds.
β Virgo π
Youβll notice something that isnβt quite right. You will fix it. Then fix it again. Then quietly wonder why other people donβt see the problem.
β Libra βοΈ
Youβll spend time weighing two choices this week. In the end youβll pick the one that lets you avoid awkward conversations.
β Scorpio π¦
Someone will underestimate you this week. Do not correct them. Let the mystery do its work.
β Sagittarius πΉ
Adventure calls this week. It might be travel. It might be trying a new restaurant. It might be clicking a questionable internet link.
β Capricorn π
Youβre feeling productive this week. Be careful not to accidentally schedule relaxation like itβs a business meeting.
β Aquarius π
Youβll have a very unusual idea this week. Write it down. At minimum it will confuse people in interesting ways.
β Pisces π
Your imagination is strong this week. Just double-check that the thing youβre worried about hasnβt only happened in your head.